HELP I WAS CRYING TO MY FRIEND THAT BURN NOTICE OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED THIS WILL BE THEIR LAST SEASON AND SUDDENLY SHE SENT ME THESE
I feel like 90% of the “social activists” on tumblr are actually just Britta from Community
AP exam today
woe is me more like no is me
ugh so I’ve gotten caught up on spn in time for the finale but I have to watch 13 episodes of the vampire diaries by thursday to be caught up in time idk if I can do it
walk up into into the new world like waddup i got the small pox
get back in the kitchen you wench
here ur sandwich bitch nigga
today I somehow ended up roleplaying Anne Rice’s “break up” with Christianity with my friend pretending to be Jesus. it started with her reciting Taylor Swift lyrics in archaic latin and ended in her turning into a bat and flying into the ceiling rafters I just don’t
I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from Palestine who speaks Hebrew and tells you to give all your money to the poor?
If Jesus were born today and gained any sort of clout, the same thing that happened to him two thousand years ago would happen to him again: he would be accused of being a dangerous cult leader attacking the banking system and the political establishment; he would be executed by the empire, probably by unreported drone strike rather than messy spectacular crucifixion; his own former friends and students would be dragged before the media to denounce his delusional narcissistic personality disorder; records of his life would be driven underground for centuries, until a new empire saw fit to revive his memory in service of a new imperial agenda.
Pretty much the plot to “Stranger in a Strange Land”.
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
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